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Too hot to handle and to sexy to be one

Male (42) looking for Female Bisée, , Saint Lucia

I am a latino hot babe man. I eat work and sleep hotness. I ooze ice blocks and if you're looking for me I'm probably taking selfies or beating the heat by popping aerials on a PS4 surf game.
Sweet mother of Moola you'll pass out when you see how hot I am. I have melted lava with a touch before and I drink my Coke warm cos any other way won't help.

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My Christian Preferences

Which Church were you raised in?Anglican, Apostolic, Assembly of God, Baptist, Catholic, Charismatic, Christian Reformed, Church of Christ, Episcopalian, Evangelical, Interdenominational, Lutheran, Messianic, Methodist
How often do you attend church?Weekly
What's the name of the church or ministry which you attend?Super duper Christian Church of Christianity

My Wheelchair Preferences

What is your reason for being in a wheelchair?I smoked too much weed
How long have you been in a wheelchair?three years and 13 months
Do you play any type of sports? If so which?darts

Appearance

EthnicityLatino / Hispanic
National heritageBangladeshi
BuildBodybuilder
Height7' 0" (213 cm) or taller
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, None, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings
Health ConditionWheelchair
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusWidowed
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I own a farm
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyRetired
Employment StatusWork At Home
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleSuper duper managing director CEO

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, I don't like TV, I wish I had a TV, Sports, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsChips, Barney
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I don't like movies, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesSinging in the rain while Dancing to Your Heartbeat, The Losers who Won, MMA and why you're doing it wrong
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsThree-legged Catbird, The Wonderful Zeros, Park it Like it's Cold
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Sports, Technical, I don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksFor Whom the Bell Tolls there is nothing more to do but pray, When the Moon Falls on your face it really brings out the gap between your teeth, One day I want to be a grown up little boy
Idea of funSwimming naked in pot holes, Drinking coffee made from tea, watching movies while sitting upside down, snorting Creme Soda through my nose.
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles, Hunting

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorParty starter
Friends describe asI don't have any friends
In High School I was a(n)Outcast
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trySkydiving from a chair, Surfing the internet without a wetsuit, pleading guilty for a crime I didn't commit

Views

Political viewsLibertarian
ReligionBaptist
Attend religious servicesOnce a week
Goal in lifeTo be a total loser. I think I've achieved that, so I'll be moving on to something else.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
Look for in a partnerShe must have legs big enough to double as trees. She mustn't be shy. She must laugh like a hyena.
On the first dateI'd sit under her tree legs and have a picnic.