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Christian Preferences
My denomination is: | Anglican, Apostolic, Assembly of God, Baptist, Catholic, Charismatic, Christian Reformed, Church of Christ, Episcopalian, Evangelical, Interdenominational, Lutheran, Messianic, Methodist |
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Attends church | Weekly |
Wheelchair Preferences
Reason for being in a wheelchair: | I smoked too much weed |
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Has been in wheelchair for: | three years and 13 months |
Plays sports: | darts |
Appearance
Ethnicity | Latino / Hispanic |
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National heritage | Bangladeshi |
Build | Bodybuilder |
Height | 213 cm or taller |
Eye Color | Depends on my mood |
Hair Color | Auburn / red |
Hair Length | Waist length |
Facial Hair | Full beard |
Best feature | Belly Button |
Body Art | Belly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, None, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other, Other piercings |
Health Condition | Wheelchair |
My Attractiveness | Very attractive |
Situation
Relationship Status | Widowed |
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Has children | Three or more |
Wants kids | Yes |
Housing Situation | It gets a bit crazy sometimes |
Living Arrangements | With pet(s) |
Wants to Relocate | Yes |
Have Pets | Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I own a farm |
Has a car | No |
Education & Employment
Education | University Doctorate |
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Specialty | Retired |
Employment Status | Work At Home |
Annual income | $2,500,000 + |
Job Title | Super duper managing director CEO |
Leisure & Fun
TV preferences | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, I don't like TV, I wish I had a TV, Sports, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs, Science fiction |
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Favorite TV shows | Chips, Barney |
Favorite movies types | Action, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I don't like movies, I'm a movie actor, Adult |
Favorite movies | Singing in the rain while Dancing to Your Heartbeat, The Losers who Won, MMA and why you're doing it wrong |
Music types | Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk |
Favorite artists | Three-legged Catbird, The Wonderful Zeros, Park it Like it's Cold |
Reading selection | News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Sports, Technical, I don't like reading, I'm an author |
Favorite books | For Whom the Bell Tolls there is nothing more to do but pray, When the Moon Falls on your face it really brings out the gap between your teeth, One day I want to be a grown up little boy |
Hobbies | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles, Hunting |
Personality
Smoker | Smoke heavily (10+ a day) |
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Drinking | Heavy drinker |
Social behavior | Party starter |
Friends describe as | I don't have any friends |
In High School I was a(n) | Outcast |
Sense of humor | I never laugh |
My great time | Hanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum |
Always wanted to try | Skydiving from a chair, Surfing the internet without a wetsuit, pleading guilty for a crime I didn't commit |
Views
Political views | Libertarian |
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Religion | Baptist |
Attend religious services | Once a week |
Goal in life | To be a total loser. I think I've achieved that, so I'll be moving on to something else. |
Looking For
Must have | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness |
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Look for in a partner | She must have legs big enough to double as trees. She mustn't be shy. She must laugh like a hyena. |
On the first date | I'd sit under her tree legs and have a picnic. |